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Online Publishing | Greater New York City Area, US
2013 - Present
Senior Writer / BuzzFeed
Staff Writer / Adweek
Digital Media Reporter. Covered online publishing business, digital politics, and technology for both online and print editions. Wrote longform magazine features as well.
Staff Writer, InTheCapital.com / Streetwise Media
Took an editorial lead in the launch of InTheCapital.com, a Washington, DC-based local news site. Covered Technology, Politics, & Media
Researcher / NBC News
Provide Tape Research for NBC News and MSNBC's Washington Bureau. Primarily tape research for NBC Nightly News with Brian Williams
News Desk Assistant / NBC News
* Manage assignment desk functions, aid correspondents in research as well as many operational functions of NBC and MSNBC programming. * Field produce for MSNBC and NBC programming. * Manage MSNBC DC planning desk for Weekday and Weekend coverage. * Weekend White House Producing for NBC and MSNBC
Intern / MSNBC's Morning Joe
• Assisted with research, writing and pre-interviews for top rated cable news program • Helped coordinate all graphic and video elements for show using Avid’s iNews. • Organized and distributed web content for joe.msnbc.com as well as Twitter • Served as talent producer and guest coordinator • Contributed to NBC’s First Read blog.
Intern / NBC News 'Meet the Press'
* Observed and participated in the planning, research, and tapinginvolved in the production of a live network broadcast * Greeted show guests and assisted researchers with research packet preparation and distribution * Transcribed and logged video for show and archival purposes
Research Assistant / University of Pennsylvania School of Medicine
* Assisted research coordinators and physicians in National Institute of Health sponsored weight loss study; in conjunction with Harvard University and Johns Hopkins University * Conducted medical chart reviews, managed case study data, and assisted with patient weight loss consultation
Legal Intern / Kaufman, Coren and Ress P.C
* Assisted special council to the Chapter 7 trustee in connection with litigation arising out of the collapse of a subprime mortgage financial services company. * Examined and organized case related documents Identified key evidence from analysis of over one million email communications and presented it to counsel; cited as instrumental research in Wall Street Journal front page article "Subprime Lender's Failure Sparks Suit" 9April 2008